"Take me as I am, or watch me as I go" - Ani DiFrancoRemembering that I can only be me. Closed out another chapter of my life this past week. I start my new job on Tuesday. Wish me luck!
Sunday, July 4, 2010
take two!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
men are so...
...predictable! Ladies: when they say "I'm not ready for a relationship," it's because they've met somebody else. And they're not ready for a relationship with YOU.
Silly boys!
Silly boys!
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
failed relationships...
...pretty much the story of my life. I've been trying to get myself out of this funk. Thought blogging may help. Listening to sad love songs is DEFINITELY not helping. Lauryn Hill's "Ex-Factor" was on repeat yesterday, and I cried no less than 3 times.
They say if you love something you've got to let it go... and if it comes back then it means so much more... but if it never does then at least you could know that it was something you had to go through to grow. - Heather Headley
Thursday, June 11, 2009
if you own these shoes...
...please excuse me in advance for pointing and laughing... i'm just sayin!
Morocco-sin Booties
$159.99
Morocco-sin Booties
$159.99
i's a model now!
well, not really... but a few weeks ago my roommate and i did take some pictures w/ some aspiring photographers... pretty fun... my favorites are below... and you can see the rest of their pictures here...
Friday, April 17, 2009
TGIF...
This weekend couldn't have come fast enough!!! For all of you atliens, be sure to stop by the Dogwood festival. It's back in Piedmont Park. But I have to admit, I kinda thought the parking lot at Lenox was a better venue, if not just for the abundance of parking! But oh well, make sure you get out there on Saturday!
Also, the Atlanta Film Festival is starting!! I've never been, but it sounds exciting...
So, with that said, hope everyone has a fun (and safe!) weekend... It's Friday snitches!!!
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
because it's easier said than done...
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I fall in.
I am lost…
I am helpless.
It isn’t my fault.
It takes forever to find a way out.
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don’t see it.
I fall in again.
I can’t believe I am in the same place.
But it isn’t my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in…
It’s a habit.
My eyes are open.
I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.
I walk down another street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I fall in.
I am lost…
I am helpless.
It isn’t my fault.
It takes forever to find a way out.
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don’t see it.
I fall in again.
I can’t believe I am in the same place.
But it isn’t my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in…
It’s a habit.
My eyes are open.
I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.
I walk down another street.
it's beginning to look a lot like springtime...
... ok so that was a lie, I'm definitely sitting in my office looking at snow flurries... in the middle of spring... in HOTlanta! So even though the weather is pretty ridiculous this week, this dress gives me something to look forward to! So springy and precious – kind of like me! I’m not big for clothes shopping online, so I’ll need to see if I can find this at one of my boutiques – they all buy their clothes from the same place anyway. Friday, January 25, 2008
TGIF
I really just want to report on my weight loss journey... since my first weigh-in (January 4th) I've lost 4 pounds! thank you, thank you..
carry on
carry on
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Lean Cuisine...
... it's not half bad, as far as microwave food is concerned. but i can only vouch for the meatless pizzas, since that's all I've had the courage to try... and seeing as how it's now 2008, and I'm being the good girl that i am, i have set my new years resolution to eat healthy and exercise more... so i will be eating A LOT of lean cuisines (and smart ones, and healthy choice, and any other diet food that can nourish my body without forcing me to turn on the stove or wash a dish). i joined a weight loss group at work and set my goal for 17lbs (but really, i want to lose 27lbs by this summer, a plight in which I'm currently losing since i had already gained a pound by our second weigh-in). so stay tuned, folks... what we have here is a model in the making. please note the before (ignoring the underarm stubble of course):
oh, and needless to say, I'm back (no, but for real this time)
oh, and needless to say, I'm back (no, but for real this time)
Monday, April 16, 2007
i drank apple juice yesterday...
...someone could've very easily peed in a jar and given it to me and i wouldn't have known the difference... no wonder i haven't drank that crap in years...
um, so yea... i'm back...
um, so yea... i'm back...
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
only in new york...
can a man make a career by hailing cabs for tourists...
one of the women in my my office very strategically sent this article to all of the black employees... i'm sure you've all read it at one point or another, but it's still pretty interesting, and very relevant... apparently it first appeared in USA Today, i don't know how true that is...
Next time you see that 'player of the year 'flawsin' in that 2005 Chrysler 300 sittin' on 23's while he's pulling it into a parking stall of a rented apartment hand him this article.
USA Today article on Black Spending Habits:
These are tough economic times, especially for African-Americans, for whom the unemployment rate is more than 10%. Alarmingly, rather than belt-tightening, the response has been to spend more. In many poor neighborhoods, one is likely to notice satellite dishes and expensive new cars.
According to Target Market, a company that tracks black consumer spending, blacks spends a significant amount of their income on depreciable products.
In 2002, the year the economy nose-dived; we spent $22.9 billion($22,900,000,000.00) on clothes, $3.2 billion ($3,000,000,000.00) on electronics and $11.6 billion ($11,000,000,000.00) on furniture to put into homes that, in many cases, were rented.
Among our favorite purchases are cars and liquor. Blacks make up only 12% of the US population, yet account for 30% of the country's Scotch consumption. Detroit , which is 80% black, is the world's No.1 market for Cognac (Pass The Co---------).
So impressed was Lincoln with the $46.7 billion ($46,000,000,000) that blacks spent on cars that the automaker commissioned Sean "P.Diddy" Combs, the entertainment and fashion mogul, to design a limited-edition Navigator replete with six plasma screens, three DVD players and a Sony Play Station 2.
The only area where blacks seem to be cutting back on spending is books; total purchases have gone from a high of $356 million in 2000 to $303 million in 2002. This shortsighted behavior, motivated by a desire for instant gratification and social acceptance, comes at the expense of our future.
The National Urban League's "State of Black America 2004" report found that fewer than 50% of black families owned their homes compared with more than 70% of whites.
According to published reports, the Ariel Mutual Funds/Charles Schwab 2003 Black Investor Survey found that when comparing households where blacks and whites had roughly the same household inco mes, whites saved nearly 20% more each month for retirement, and 30% of African-Americans earning $100,000 a year had less than $5,000 in retirement savings. While 79% of whites invest in the stock market, only 61% of African-Americans do.
Certainly, higher rates of unemployment, income disparity and credit discrimination are financial impediments to the economic vitality of blacks, but so are our consumer tastes.
By finding the courage to change our spending habits, we might be surprised at how far the $631 billion ($631,000,000,000.00) we now earn take us.
one of the women in my my office very strategically sent this article to all of the black employees... i'm sure you've all read it at one point or another, but it's still pretty interesting, and very relevant... apparently it first appeared in USA Today, i don't know how true that is...
Next time you see that 'player of the year 'flawsin' in that 2005 Chrysler 300 sittin' on 23's while he's pulling it into a parking stall of a rented apartment hand him this article.
USA Today article on Black Spending Habits:
These are tough economic times, especially for African-Americans, for whom the unemployment rate is more than 10%. Alarmingly, rather than belt-tightening, the response has been to spend more. In many poor neighborhoods, one is likely to notice satellite dishes and expensive new cars.
According to Target Market, a company that tracks black consumer spending, blacks spends a significant amount of their income on depreciable products.
In 2002, the year the economy nose-dived; we spent $22.9 billion($22,900,000,000.00) on clothes, $3.2 billion ($3,000,000,000.00) on electronics and $11.6 billion ($11,000,000,000.00) on furniture to put into homes that, in many cases, were rented.
Among our favorite purchases are cars and liquor. Blacks make up only 12% of the US population, yet account for 30% of the country's Scotch consumption. Detroit , which is 80% black, is the world's No.1 market for Cognac (Pass The Co---------).
So impressed was Lincoln with the $46.7 billion ($46,000,000,000) that blacks spent on cars that the automaker commissioned Sean "P.Diddy" Combs, the entertainment and fashion mogul, to design a limited-edition Navigator replete with six plasma screens, three DVD players and a Sony Play Station 2.
The only area where blacks seem to be cutting back on spending is books; total purchases have gone from a high of $356 million in 2000 to $303 million in 2002. This shortsighted behavior, motivated by a desire for instant gratification and social acceptance, comes at the expense of our future.
The National Urban League's "State of Black America 2004" report found that fewer than 50% of black families owned their homes compared with more than 70% of whites.
According to published reports, the Ariel Mutual Funds/Charles Schwab 2003 Black Investor Survey found that when comparing households where blacks and whites had roughly the same household inco mes, whites saved nearly 20% more each month for retirement, and 30% of African-Americans earning $100,000 a year had less than $5,000 in retirement savings. While 79% of whites invest in the stock market, only 61% of African-Americans do.
Certainly, higher rates of unemployment, income disparity and credit discrimination are financial impediments to the economic vitality of blacks, but so are our consumer tastes.
By finding the courage to change our spending habits, we might be surprised at how far the $631 billion ($631,000,000,000.00) we now earn take us.
Saturday, September 2, 2006
i'm like a REAL employee now...
...my company is flying me to new york all next week.. cool huh?!?
this made me laugh... i enjoyed it waaay too much... and no, i'm NOT in this video:
this made me laugh... i enjoyed it waaay too much... and no, i'm NOT in this video:
Friday, August 25, 2006
if ever there were an obsession...
...mine is filling out these silly surveys...
62 Odd Questions. Be truthful.
1) Do you talk in your sleep?
I wouldn’t know, I’m sleep...
2.) Ocean or pool?
For swimming- pool.. For laying out- ocean...
3) What's your favorite song at the moment?
Pretty much every song on kirk franklin’s album... And that song by that white boy that goes “shut up shut up shut up shut up, mentirosa”...
4) Current Crush?
That CUTE inspector that inspected my house (literally, NOT figuratively) last week...
5) What's your favorite color(s)?
Black... B/c black is BEAUTIFUL
6) Window seat or aisle seat?
Window
7) Ever met anyone famous?
Besides myself... Uum... Cant say that I have... Maybe some newscasters or something...
8) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?
Um, I’m doing well for myself... Hopefully I’ll be REALLY successful in like 2 years...
9) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Cut then twirl...
10) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
PLEASE... What kinda loser would choose ricki over Queen Oprah?!?
11) Basketball or Football
Basketball... Only b/c the men are tall and they don’t have helmets covering their faces... Yummy!!!
12) How long do your showers last?
Waaay too long.. Like 15min... If im washing my hair then like 45min...
13) Do you know how to drive a stick?
Tried to learn once and it just wasn’t working...
14) Cake or ice cream?
Mmmmm... Cake from gold star bakery (all you atliens PLEASE do yourself a favor and get some)...
15) Are you self-conscious?
When im having my fat days (which lately has been like everyday)
16) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Im sure I have, I don’t remember... (I know, im a horrible person)...
17) Have you been in love?
I dunno... I don’t think...
18) Where do you wish you were?
On the beach!!! Or at the very least at home (as opposed to in my cubicle)...
19) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Luckily no...
20) Can you tango?
I can try...
21) Last gift you received?
Digital camera from mi mama...
22) Last sport you played?
Uumm, is walking on a treadmill a sport?!?
23) Things you spend a lot of money on?
COMIDA!!! I like to eat you know...
25) Last wedding attended?
Omg sooo long ago... Jesse & bunny... My dad’s best friend...
26) Favorite FAST food restaurant?
Quiznos... YUMMY...
27) Most hated food(s)?
Meat... YUCK!!! And mayonnaise...
28) Can you sing?
You bet your sweet bippy I can sing...
29) Last person you called?
My realtor...
30) What's your least fav. chores?
Cleaning the bathroom... Its so lame... I just wish it wouldn’t get dirty...
31. Favorite Drink?
h20... Orange juice...
32) Are you a vegetarian?
Of course... 12 years and counting...
33) Do you believe in Heaven?
Of course...
34) Do you miss someone?
A few...
35) Have you ever come close to dying?
Everytime I get behind the wheel (no, but really)...
36) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
My mom’s wedding ring and wedding band... Silly men think im married, but it’s on my RIGHT hand fools... And the earring in my cartilage...
37) Are you eating?
Unfortunately no :(
38) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Of course, im no child...
39) Do you wear makeup?
When I wanna look cute (I mean cutER)...
40) Can you dance?
When I want...
41) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Only if it was 100% necessary (like not just cosmetic)..
42) What do you wear to bed?
Whatever I happen to fall asleep in...
43) Have you ever done anything illegal?
I ran a red light today... But like, not just like your occasional “barely missed the yellow light” run... But a full on “I’m running the light and need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law” run... Oh, good times...
44) Can you roll your tongue?
Um, whatever that means...
45) What kind of sneakers?
You mean tennis shoes?!? Um, I like adiddas...
46) What is your hair color?
A few shades of brown...
47) Future child's name?
You’re getting ahead of yourself... I need a man to make babies with first...
50) Do you snore?
I’ve been told (and tape recorded for proof) that I do...
51) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Australia... Oh one day...
52) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Of course!!! It’s me and paw everynight...
53) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Pay off my, my moms, and my brothers bills...
54) Gold or silver?
Eh, gold I suppose...
55) Hamburger or hot dog?
Guacala!!! Refer to #32 please...
56) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Oooo, good question... Hmmm... Probably pasta b/c that’s what I eat almost everyday anyways...
57) City, beach or country?
Beach...
58) What was the last thing you touched?
The computer mouse...
59) Where did you eat last?
I went to henris bakery for lunch (mmmmmmm)...
60) When's the last time you cried?
Maybe a few weeks ago...
61) Do you read blogs?
It’s a minor obsession (thanks trint)...
62) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Just say the word...
62 Odd Questions. Be truthful.
1) Do you talk in your sleep?
I wouldn’t know, I’m sleep...
2.) Ocean or pool?
For swimming- pool.. For laying out- ocean...
3) What's your favorite song at the moment?
Pretty much every song on kirk franklin’s album... And that song by that white boy that goes “shut up shut up shut up shut up, mentirosa”...
4) Current Crush?
That CUTE inspector that inspected my house (literally, NOT figuratively) last week...
5) What's your favorite color(s)?
Black... B/c black is BEAUTIFUL
6) Window seat or aisle seat?
Window
7) Ever met anyone famous?
Besides myself... Uum... Cant say that I have... Maybe some newscasters or something...
8) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?
Um, I’m doing well for myself... Hopefully I’ll be REALLY successful in like 2 years...
9) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Cut then twirl...
10) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
PLEASE... What kinda loser would choose ricki over Queen Oprah?!?
11) Basketball or Football
Basketball... Only b/c the men are tall and they don’t have helmets covering their faces... Yummy!!!
12) How long do your showers last?
Waaay too long.. Like 15min... If im washing my hair then like 45min...
13) Do you know how to drive a stick?
Tried to learn once and it just wasn’t working...
14) Cake or ice cream?
Mmmmm... Cake from gold star bakery (all you atliens PLEASE do yourself a favor and get some)...
15) Are you self-conscious?
When im having my fat days (which lately has been like everyday)
16) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Im sure I have, I don’t remember... (I know, im a horrible person)...
17) Have you been in love?
I dunno... I don’t think...
18) Where do you wish you were?
On the beach!!! Or at the very least at home (as opposed to in my cubicle)...
19) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Luckily no...
20) Can you tango?
I can try...
21) Last gift you received?
Digital camera from mi mama...
22) Last sport you played?
Uumm, is walking on a treadmill a sport?!?
23) Things you spend a lot of money on?
COMIDA!!! I like to eat you know...
25) Last wedding attended?
Omg sooo long ago... Jesse & bunny... My dad’s best friend...
26) Favorite FAST food restaurant?
Quiznos... YUMMY...
27) Most hated food(s)?
Meat... YUCK!!! And mayonnaise...
28) Can you sing?
You bet your sweet bippy I can sing...
29) Last person you called?
My realtor...
30) What's your least fav. chores?
Cleaning the bathroom... Its so lame... I just wish it wouldn’t get dirty...
31. Favorite Drink?
h20... Orange juice...
32) Are you a vegetarian?
Of course... 12 years and counting...
33) Do you believe in Heaven?
Of course...
34) Do you miss someone?
A few...
35) Have you ever come close to dying?
Everytime I get behind the wheel (no, but really)...
36) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
My mom’s wedding ring and wedding band... Silly men think im married, but it’s on my RIGHT hand fools... And the earring in my cartilage...
37) Are you eating?
Unfortunately no :(
38) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Of course, im no child...
39) Do you wear makeup?
When I wanna look cute (I mean cutER)...
40) Can you dance?
When I want...
41) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Only if it was 100% necessary (like not just cosmetic)..
42) What do you wear to bed?
Whatever I happen to fall asleep in...
43) Have you ever done anything illegal?
I ran a red light today... But like, not just like your occasional “barely missed the yellow light” run... But a full on “I’m running the light and need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law” run... Oh, good times...
44) Can you roll your tongue?
Um, whatever that means...
45) What kind of sneakers?
You mean tennis shoes?!? Um, I like adiddas...
46) What is your hair color?
A few shades of brown...
47) Future child's name?
You’re getting ahead of yourself... I need a man to make babies with first...
50) Do you snore?
I’ve been told (and tape recorded for proof) that I do...
51) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Australia... Oh one day...
52) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Of course!!! It’s me and paw everynight...
53) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Pay off my, my moms, and my brothers bills...
54) Gold or silver?
Eh, gold I suppose...
55) Hamburger or hot dog?
Guacala!!! Refer to #32 please...
56) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Oooo, good question... Hmmm... Probably pasta b/c that’s what I eat almost everyday anyways...
57) City, beach or country?
Beach...
58) What was the last thing you touched?
The computer mouse...
59) Where did you eat last?
I went to henris bakery for lunch (mmmmmmm)...
60) When's the last time you cried?
Maybe a few weeks ago...
61) Do you read blogs?
It’s a minor obsession (thanks trint)...
62) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Just say the word...
Friday, August 18, 2006
is it just me...
or does anyone else feel like they've been catapulted back to the 90s with all this jonbenet ramsey talk?!? and also, has anyone seen this perv on tv?!? he just looks like a pedophile... why did they ever let that loser teach kids in the first place?!?
it's friday night and the weekend's here...
i NEED to boogie down at a party... Mr. DJ- DEEEJAAAAYY!!!
"Say I" (stole this from teej)
I am not: happy that I have to wake up at 6am tomorrow (Saturday)
I hurt: in my belly (period pains)...
I think: I need to spice up my life... Sooner than later
I hate: when people in customer service positions don’t know the meaning of customer service (can i at least get a smile?)
I cry: waaaaaay too often; but always in the privacy of my own home
I care: about my family and friends... A lot...
I feel alone: when I’m alone... But I kinda like solidarity..
I listen: to my mom... I know I’m grown, but mother still knows best...
I hide: my checkbook just in case maintenance comes to my apt uninvited...
I drive: the COOLEST car in the south (infiniti g20)... it’s black... like me...
I sing: in the car... And I sound GOOD (don’t let anyone tell you otherwise)...
I dance: in my head...
I write: this blog... But I CLEARLY half-ass it...
I breathe: pretty consistently... Just tryin to stay alive...
I miss: hanging out w/ my dad... And being part of a nuclear family...
I say: whatever comes to my mind, usually about 2 seconds before I get a chance to censor it...
I feel: like all of the good men have moved up north...
I succeed: when I try...
I fail: NEVER!!! It’s not “failing,” it’s “a learning experience”...
I dream: of my wedding day... And by “dream” I mean “obsess”
I sleep: -in everyday... And I’m late for work everyday...
I wonder: how my life would be different if my dad were still alive...
I want: for my brother to be successful in life (oh and me too)...
I worry: about my brother... ALL the time...
I give: too much of myself in relationships...
I fight: for food...
I wait: very patiently...
I stay: pretty low-key...
I am: confused as to why it’s 10:37am and NO ONE is in the office but me (we start at 9)...
"Say I" (stole this from teej)
I am not: happy that I have to wake up at 6am tomorrow (Saturday)
I hurt: in my belly (period pains)...
I think: I need to spice up my life... Sooner than later
I hate: when people in customer service positions don’t know the meaning of customer service (can i at least get a smile?)
I cry: waaaaaay too often; but always in the privacy of my own home
I care: about my family and friends... A lot...
I feel alone: when I’m alone... But I kinda like solidarity..
I listen: to my mom... I know I’m grown, but mother still knows best...
I hide: my checkbook just in case maintenance comes to my apt uninvited...
I drive: the COOLEST car in the south (infiniti g20)... it’s black... like me...
I sing: in the car... And I sound GOOD (don’t let anyone tell you otherwise)...
I dance: in my head...
I write: this blog... But I CLEARLY half-ass it...
I breathe: pretty consistently... Just tryin to stay alive...
I miss: hanging out w/ my dad... And being part of a nuclear family...
I say: whatever comes to my mind, usually about 2 seconds before I get a chance to censor it...
I feel: like all of the good men have moved up north...
I succeed: when I try...
I fail: NEVER!!! It’s not “failing,” it’s “a learning experience”...
I dream: of my wedding day... And by “dream” I mean “obsess”
I sleep: -in everyday... And I’m late for work everyday...
I wonder: how my life would be different if my dad were still alive...
I want: for my brother to be successful in life (oh and me too)...
I worry: about my brother... ALL the time...
I give: too much of myself in relationships...
I fight: for food...
I wait: very patiently...
I stay: pretty low-key...
I am: confused as to why it’s 10:37am and NO ONE is in the office but me (we start at 9)...
Thursday, August 17, 2006
my blogger is broke...
GRRRRRRR...
1) in my profile i've had 99 visits for like 6 months... i'm sure it should at least be 100 by now
2) the updated picture in my profile won't show up on my blog :(
3) it's not showing my new entries (so if thats still the case then i guess no one is reading this right now)...
1) in my profile i've had 99 visits for like 6 months... i'm sure it should at least be 100 by now
2) the updated picture in my profile won't show up on my blog :(
3) it's not showing my new entries (so if thats still the case then i guess no one is reading this right now)...
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
my boss just sneezed like 20 times in a row...
...isn't your head supposed to explode after 4?!?
i can't believe it's only wednesday... this week is going by so slow... the only thing getting me through the day is knowing that i have an egg salad samich waiting for me in the fridge after work (mmmmm...)...
so i'm having a mental debate with myself?!? i can't decide what type of floors i want in my new house (YEAAAA!!!)... appease me blogger community... what do you think, hardwood or tile?!?
i can't believe it's only wednesday... this week is going by so slow... the only thing getting me through the day is knowing that i have an egg salad samich waiting for me in the fridge after work (mmmmm...)...
so i'm having a mental debate with myself?!? i can't decide what type of floors i want in my new house (YEAAAA!!!)... appease me blogger community... what do you think, hardwood or tile?!?
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
I’ve already eaten at chipotle 4 times this week...
and its only Tuesday :(
So as I was at work “surfing the net” for carpets and tiles for my new townhouse (yes, I bought a townhouse!) I decided that I should come back to my blogger home... I’d like to take this time out to thank all of my TRUE fans who stuck with me during that dry-spell (believe it or not I actually had NINE visitors last week... crazy huh?!?)... And i’d like to apologize to all of my fans who I let down during the sabbatical (please forgive me rollis and trint)... I think I just got caught up in my new job (which is working out quite well by the way) and then on my new townhouse (I close in a few weeks, YAY!!!) and then on my trips around the world (ok, um just NYC, pittsburgh, and virginia)... But yes, that’s pretty much all I had to say here... And to keep you busy for the next 3 minutes, I’ve provided a survey (which, btw, according to this survey, I’m worth $135.50)...
Body: Okay so here's the deal. you look it over and see how many of
these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount
along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the
bulletin such as "$15" or "im worth $78" or something like that.
Smoked pot-- $10
Got drunk, passed and dont remember the night before-- $20
Went skinny dipping-- $5
Had sex in a pool-- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex $20
Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10
Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20
done oral-- $5
got oral-- $5
done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25
prank called the cops-- $5
Stole something-- $10
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 nd you are over 27--$25
Cried yourself to sleep-- $5
Cried during sex--$20
Been in love-- $25
Been in love with two ppl or more at the same time --$50
Said you love someone but didnt mean it-- $25
Went streaking-- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
Been arrested-- $5
Spent time in jail --$15
Peed in the pool-- $0.50
Played spin the bottle-- $5
Done something you regret-- $20
Had a crush on your best friend--$5
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had a crush on someone at work --$5
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Lied to your mate --$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
DONT FORGET TO REPOST WITH YOUR DOLLAR AMOUNT
So as I was at work “surfing the net” for carpets and tiles for my new townhouse (yes, I bought a townhouse!) I decided that I should come back to my blogger home... I’d like to take this time out to thank all of my TRUE fans who stuck with me during that dry-spell (believe it or not I actually had NINE visitors last week... crazy huh?!?)... And i’d like to apologize to all of my fans who I let down during the sabbatical (please forgive me rollis and trint)... I think I just got caught up in my new job (which is working out quite well by the way) and then on my new townhouse (I close in a few weeks, YAY!!!) and then on my trips around the world (ok, um just NYC, pittsburgh, and virginia)... But yes, that’s pretty much all I had to say here... And to keep you busy for the next 3 minutes, I’ve provided a survey (which, btw, according to this survey, I’m worth $135.50)...
Body: Okay so here's the deal. you look it over and see how many of
these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount
along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the
bulletin such as "$15" or "im worth $78" or something like that.
Smoked pot-- $10
Got drunk, passed and dont remember the night before-- $20
Went skinny dipping-- $5
Had sex in a pool-- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex $20
Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10
Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20
done oral-- $5
got oral-- $5
done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25
prank called the cops-- $5
Stole something-- $10
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 nd you are over 27--$25
Cried yourself to sleep-- $5
Cried during sex--$20
Been in love-- $25
Been in love with two ppl or more at the same time --$50
Said you love someone but didnt mean it-- $25
Went streaking-- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
Been arrested-- $5
Spent time in jail --$15
Peed in the pool-- $0.50
Played spin the bottle-- $5
Done something you regret-- $20
Had a crush on your best friend--$5
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had a crush on someone at work --$5
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Lied to your mate --$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
DONT FORGET TO REPOST WITH YOUR DOLLAR AMOUNT
Sunday, April 30, 2006
is sign language the same all over the world??!
so would that make it the universal language?!? i guess i should learn it then huh...
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