if ever there were an obsession...

...mine is filling out these silly surveys...



62 Odd Questions. Be truthful.

1) Do you talk in your sleep?
I wouldn’t know, I’m sleep...

2.) Ocean or pool?
For swimming- pool.. For laying out- ocean...

3) What's your favorite song at the moment?
Pretty much every song on kirk franklin’s album... And that song by that white boy that goes “shut up shut up shut up shut up, mentirosa”...

4) Current Crush?
That CUTE inspector that inspected my house (literally, NOT figuratively) last week...

5) What's your favorite color(s)?
Black... B/c black is BEAUTIFUL

6) Window seat or aisle seat?
Window

7) Ever met anyone famous?
Besides myself... Uum... Cant say that I have... Maybe some newscasters or something...

8) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?
Um, I’m doing well for myself... Hopefully I’ll be REALLY successful in like 2 years...

9) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Cut then twirl...

10) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
PLEASE... What kinda loser would choose ricki over Queen Oprah?!?

11) Basketball or Football
Basketball... Only b/c the men are tall and they don’t have helmets covering their faces... Yummy!!!

12) How long do your showers last?
Waaay too long.. Like 15min... If im washing my hair then like 45min...

13) Do you know how to drive a stick?
Tried to learn once and it just wasn’t working...

14) Cake or ice cream?
Mmmmm... Cake from gold star bakery (all you atliens PLEASE do yourself a favor and get some)...

15) Are you self-conscious?
When im having my fat days (which lately has been like everyday)

16) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Im sure I have, I don’t remember... (I know, im a horrible person)...

17) Have you been in love?
I dunno... I don’t think...

18) Where do you wish you were?
On the beach!!! Or at the very least at home (as opposed to in my cubicle)...

19) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Luckily no...

20) Can you tango?
I can try...

21) Last gift you received?
Digital camera from mi mama...

22) Last sport you played?
Uumm, is walking on a treadmill a sport?!?

23) Things you spend a lot of money on?
COMIDA!!! I like to eat you know...

25) Last wedding attended?
Omg sooo long ago... Jesse & bunny... My dad’s best friend...


26) Favorite FAST food restaurant?
Quiznos... YUMMY...

27) Most hated food(s)?
Meat... YUCK!!! And mayonnaise...

28) Can you sing?
You bet your sweet bippy I can sing...

29) Last person you called?
My realtor...

30) What's your least fav. chores?
Cleaning the bathroom... Its so lame... I just wish it wouldn’t get dirty...

31. Favorite Drink?
h20... Orange juice...

32) Are you a vegetarian?
Of course... 12 years and counting...

33) Do you believe in Heaven?
Of course...

34) Do you miss someone?
A few...

35) Have you ever come close to dying?
Everytime I get behind the wheel (no, but really)...

36) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
My mom’s wedding ring and wedding band... Silly men think im married, but it’s on my RIGHT hand fools... And the earring in my cartilage...

37) Are you eating?
Unfortunately no :(

38) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Of course, im no child...

39) Do you wear makeup?
When I wanna look cute (I mean cutER)...

40) Can you dance?
When I want...

41) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Only if it was 100% necessary (like not just cosmetic)..

42) What do you wear to bed?
Whatever I happen to fall asleep in...

43) Have you ever done anything illegal?
I ran a red light today... But like, not just like your occasional “barely missed the yellow light” run... But a full on “I’m running the light and need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law” run... Oh, good times...

44) Can you roll your tongue?
Um, whatever that means...

45) What kind of sneakers?
You mean tennis shoes?!? Um, I like adiddas...

46) What is your hair color?
A few shades of brown...

47) Future child's name?
You’re getting ahead of yourself... I need a man to make babies with first...

50) Do you snore?
I’ve been told (and tape recorded for proof) that I do...

51) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Australia... Oh one day...

52) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Of course!!! It’s me and paw everynight...

53) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Pay off my, my moms, and my brothers bills...

54) Gold or silver?
Eh, gold I suppose...

55) Hamburger or hot dog?
Guacala!!! Refer to #32 please...

56) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Oooo, good question... Hmmm... Probably pasta b/c that’s what I eat almost everyday anyways...

57) City, beach or country?
Beach...

58) What was the last thing you touched?
The computer mouse...

59) Where did you eat last?
I went to henris bakery for lunch (mmmmmmm)...

60) When's the last time you cried?
Maybe a few weeks ago...

61) Do you read blogs?
It’s a minor obsession (thanks trint)...

62) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Just say the word...

the ONE day i get to leave work early...

and oprah had the NERVE to be a repeat... DAMMIT!!!

is it just me...

or does anyone else feel like they've been catapulted back to the 90s with all this jonbenet ramsey talk?!? and also, has anyone seen this perv on tv?!? he just looks like a pedophile... why did they ever let that loser teach kids in the first place?!?

it's friday night and the weekend's here...

i NEED to boogie down at a party... Mr. DJ- DEEEJAAAAYY!!!

"Say I" (stole this from teej)

I am not: happy that I have to wake up at 6am tomorrow (Saturday)

I hurt: in my belly (period pains)...

I think: I need to spice up my life... Sooner than later

I hate: when people in customer service positions don’t know the meaning of customer service (can i at least get a smile?)

I cry: waaaaaay too often; but always in the privacy of my own home

I care: about my family and friends... A lot...

I feel alone: when I’m alone... But I kinda like solidarity..

I listen: to my mom... I know I’m grown, but mother still knows best...

I hide: my checkbook just in case maintenance comes to my apt uninvited...

I drive: the COOLEST car in the south (infiniti g20)... it’s black... like me...

I sing: in the car... And I sound GOOD (don’t let anyone tell you otherwise)...

I dance: in my head...

I write: this blog... But I CLEARLY half-ass it...

I breathe: pretty consistently... Just tryin to stay alive...

I miss: hanging out w/ my dad... And being part of a nuclear family...

I say: whatever comes to my mind, usually about 2 seconds before I get a chance to censor it...

I feel: like all of the good men have moved up north...

I succeed: when I try...

I fail: NEVER!!! It’s not “failing,” it’s “a learning experience”...

I dream: of my wedding day... And by “dream” I mean “obsess”

I sleep: -in everyday... And I’m late for work everyday...

I wonder: how my life would be different if my dad were still alive...

I want: for my brother to be successful in life (oh and me too)...

I worry: about my brother... ALL the time...

I give: too much of myself in relationships...

I fight: for food...

I wait: very patiently...

I stay: pretty low-key...

I am: confused as to why it’s 10:37am and NO ONE is in the office but me (we start at 9)...

my blogger is broke...

GRRRRRRR...

1) in my profile i've had 99 visits for like 6 months... i'm sure it should at least be 100 by now
2) the updated picture in my profile won't show up on my blog :(
3) it's not showing my new entries (so if thats still the case then i guess no one is reading this right now)...

my boss just sneezed like 20 times in a row...

...isn't your head supposed to explode after 4?!?

i can't believe it's only wednesday... this week is going by so slow... the only thing getting me through the day is knowing that i have an egg salad samich waiting for me in the fridge after work (mmmmm...)...

so i'm having a mental debate with myself?!? i can't decide what type of floors i want in my new house (YEAAAA!!!)... appease me blogger community... what do you think, hardwood or tile?!?

I’ve already eaten at chipotle 4 times this week...

and its only Tuesday :(



So as I was at work “surfing the net” for carpets and tiles for my new townhouse (yes, I bought a townhouse!) I decided that I should come back to my blogger home... I’d like to take this time out to thank all of my TRUE fans who stuck with me during that dry-spell (believe it or not I actually had NINE visitors last week... crazy huh?!?)... And i’d like to apologize to all of my fans who I let down during the sabbatical (please forgive me rollis and trint)... I think I just got caught up in my new job (which is working out quite well by the way) and then on my new townhouse (I close in a few weeks, YAY!!!) and then on my trips around the world (ok, um just NYC, pittsburgh, and virginia)... But yes, that’s pretty much all I had to say here... And to keep you busy for the next 3 minutes, I’ve provided a survey (which, btw, according to this survey, I’m worth $135.50)...


Body: Okay so here's the deal. you look it over and see how many of
these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount
along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the
bulletin such as "$15" or "im worth $78" or something like that.

Smoked pot-- $10
Got drunk, passed and dont remember the night before-- $20
Went skinny dipping-- $5
Had sex in a pool-- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex $20
Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10
Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20
done oral-- $5
got oral-- $5
done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25
prank called the cops-- $5
Stole something-- $10
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 nd you are over 27--$25
Cried yourself to sleep-- $5
Cried during sex--$20
Been in love-- $25
Been in love with two ppl or more at the same time --$50
Said you love someone but didnt mean it-- $25
Went streaking-- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
Been arrested-- $5
Spent time in jail --$15
Peed in the pool-- $0.50
Played spin the bottle-- $5
Done something you regret-- $20
Had a crush on your best friend--$5
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had a crush on someone at work --$5
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Lied to your mate --$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

DONT FORGET TO REPOST WITH YOUR DOLLAR AMOUNT