word to the wise: NEVER sleep with a thong on...

...that ish is UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

but ok, i just witnessed something pretty disturbing in the 20th floor ladies bathroom... now, whenever i go to the bathroom i usually choose the very first stall b/c i read somewhere that it usually has the least germs (you know, because people usually walk right past it)... so when i go to open the door i see two (2) HUGE turds (LOL i just said turd... thats such a strange word)!!! ok so besides the fact that this was extremely disgusting (but based on my last blog i think everyone knows that i'm used to this behaviour from the ladies on the 20th floor) i was a bit disturbed by the fact that there was no toilet paper in the bowl... so i was just wondering, did this lady really wipe her booty?!? or did she just boo boo then leave w/o even bothering to wipe or flush?!? my hopes is that she flushed and the only thing that went down was the paper, but she was too busy to notice b/c she had to rush out to wash her hands... ughk!!! i think i'm just gonna stop drinking water at work so i can just avoid the bathroom from now on...