stupidity...

courtesy of overheardinnewyork.com...

Guy #1: Who is that playing?
Guy #2: Norah Jones.
Guy #1: Isn't she the one who started something?
Guy #2: Started what?
Guy #1: Like didn't she stand up on a bus?
--Whole Foods, Union Square

Girl #1: Man, it sucks our TA is going to Libya.
Girl #2: Actually, she's going to Liberia.
Girl #1: Oh, what's the difference?
Girl #2: Well, Libya's in the North part, near the Middle East and Liberia's on the Western part where it starts to curve.
Girl #1: You mean near Chile?
--Cantor Film Center, East 8th Street

Guy #1: Damn that girl is fine. I'd give my left nut to get her a night.
Guy #2: Dude, why your left nut?
Guy #1: Because it's attached directly to your heart.
Guy #2: Oh my god, what bio class have you been taking?
--20th & Park